I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own

Tim DeKay being his adorable self. x

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bestnatesmithever:

When I die, I want my ashes scattered across the Internet.

“I love girls the way that I’m supposed to feel about boys. It’s just something that’s always been inside of me, and I really want to share it with you because I love you so much. I want you to know me. Who I really am. When I’m with Brittany… I finally understand what people are talking about when they talk about love. I’ve tried so hard to push this feeling away, and keep it locked inside… but every day just feels like a war, and I walk around so mad at the world, but I’m really just fighting with myself. I don’t want to fight anymore. I’m just too tired. I have to just be me.”

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orangegirl22 replied to your post: As usual, I clearly flout the rules and will only…

I do not know what DILF is aside from Dad Id Like To Fuck. But I agree with your other choices. Also FUCK, I forgot what is your quest. And you are an asshole for number 4. But a lovable one. We all know lovable assholes are my favorite. ;)

It is exactly that, but in this case it is also teen wolf fic. I was attempting to pick a variety of things lol. 

Yes, I needed to be able to tell you that I seek the Holy Grail. I was distraught when I did not get the opportunity to do so. 

As long as I’m not yet just an outright asshole that people hate, we’re good!  Sometimes I just can’t resist. 

As usual, I clearly flout the rules and will only answer the questions but not create any of my own. At least in part because I should really go to sleep sooner rather than later. 

1. What is your name?

Sir Galahad of Camelot

2. What is your favorite color?

Blue, no! Yell..

3. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

African or European?

4. If you had three wishes, what would they be?

They would be wishes. Duh :P

5. Biggest celebrity crush?

Oh gosh. At the moment Dylan O’Brien. Adorable idiots are my weakness.

6. Where’s your happy place? 

I have no one single happy place (real or imagned). I love to travel and I’m an escapist so places where I have no ties and no responsibilities tend to win out. San Francisco and Rome are two of the places that I consistently dream about and want to return to. 

7. Favorite fic of all time if you post about fic on tumblr (feel free to give more than one) or favorite fandom if you don’t post about fic on tumblr?

ACITW, Europe, Where There’s Smoke, DILF … (this list could get long because I am indecisive and there’s a lot of great fic so here have a few.)

8. What’s was the best moment of your year 2012?

Graduating from university. 

9. Favorite sport or sport you are most willing to tolerate watching if forced?

Pretty much anything in the Olympics. Gymnastics, figure skating, or baseball otherwise. (Hockey bores me to tears. I’ll probably be disowned by the whole country for saying that.)

10. Do you prefer to text, call, email, or something else as your primary method of communication with someone?

Text or email. I have a deep hatred of talking on the phone, it makes me anxious. 

11. What is your favorite feature about yourself?

Physical feature? I like my hair and my eyes. 

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Thursdays are loooonggggg.

gbernadon sent: TAG, you’re it! The rules are to state ten random facts about yourself. Then send this to the fifteen nicest people on tumblr.

So I got this from Julia and Sarah but I’m going to cheat and only do 10 facts because I’m not sure I’ll even be able to think of that many. And forgive me if I’ve said any of these before.

1. I’m currently a (super broke) intern for a big publishing house. 
2. I’m researching the possibility of interning for one of the big epub distributors next. Apparently they a) pay well, and b) take random breaks for entertaining reasons much like Google. (I have no proof of this, but I’m inclined to believe it.)
3. I really love fruits and veggies, and they make up a large chunk of what I eat. 
4. My current food obsession is frozen grapes. 
5. I have gotten more postcards in the last four months than in the four years before that collectively. (Or at least it feels that way.)
6. I’m currently rewatching Gilmore Girls for the 832985-1jillionth time. 
7. I’ve been walking like a robot since Tuesday because I got overzealous with my exercise. 
8. I love to read but occasionally it stresses me out because I want to read EVERYTHING and I have a massive (ever-growing) in pile of both books and fic. 
9. I’m one of those people who has a ton of hobbies and interests and I dabble in them all at various times but never really settle in to most of them or excel at them because I just flitter back and forth between them too much. But I enjoy it that way, so it works. 
10. There is currently no chocolate in my cupboard and it is making me angry. 

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